“Anybody know what time it is? TIME FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS, BABY! HA HA! … but for realz. I’m hangry.”
“So I was like, ‘Son, stop dat. You stop it right now.’ U believe dat?!!”
“Ain’t no tan like a toga tan, uh-UH! Li’l Son in the sun, amiright?!!”
“I don’t know u homeless or just a terrorist, but whatev. Get you some Jesus love.”
“Jesus, friend of plebes.”
“‘Pump your legs,’ they said. ‘It’s easy!’ they said. …Shut up.”
“That bird up there? Das a Bald Eagle, son. ‘cuz Murica.”
“Imma get back to fishing right after I try somma dat delicious gelato over there … YEAH, bro!”
“You know, I totally coulda been a pirate…”
“Ain’t nobody a better storytime companion than me, baby! Less DO this!”
“Dat’s spooky. Uh-UH, honey. Ain’t no way!”
“Wanna race to that boat? HA HA HA! Sucks u can’t walk on water, huh?!! … I win.”
“Can’t believe I chose carpentry over this…”
“Like, seriously? This is the best we got? U kiddin’ me, bro?!!”
“New hangout. Check me out. Chillin’ in da bush. BOOM.”
“Das right. ‘Murica.”
“Needs more Instagram, huh? I gots your Instagram filter right here! BOOM!”
“‘Sup, baby? U want sum dis? Sandbaggin’, yo…”
“You live in a castle? My Father’s house has many mansions! Take THAT … #sojelly”
“Help wanted … no ads for a miracle worker, eh? Well, shoot.”
“Selfie! Look how candid I look! SEEELFIE!!!”
“Photobomb. BOOM! Layin’ it on ya.”
“Knock and the door will be … HEY! ANYBODY IN THERE?!!”
“Field of dreams, baby! Less get it ON! … wait. All the umpires are in hell.”
“I’m lost. I’m so lost right now.”
“Only thing better than throwed bread is the bread of life, AMIRIGHT?!!”
“Heck naw, son. U can’t go breaking the 10 commandments. We onto you. GONNA GITCHA!”
“I believe I can flyyyyy…ha ha! Naw, but for realz, though. Watch me do this.”
“Bricks ‘n’ Glasses, baby! New band name.”
