“Bob Evans … takeout order for 5000, please. Giddyap.”
“I be like, ‘WATCH OUT FOR BEARS!’ Dem bears crazy. Cray cray HEY HEY!”
“Vin Diesel. Viiiiiin Diesel. D-E-I-S … crap.”
“Mmm… bless dis wedding. Now where my cake at?”
“Bout to get my preach on. Where my people at?!!”
“Fries, baby. Fries wit dat. Hit me.”
“Sweet GEORGIA peaches! MmmMMM! Break me off somma DAT!”
“Chopsticks. Choooopsticks.”
“Dad? DAAAAAD?!!”
“Okay, dude. First let’s talk about flossing…”
“I’ve got da whoooole world in mah hands … ha ha HA!”
“Esssssential OILS! Yeet YEET!”
“…rigged.”
“Aw, yis! Gon get me somma DAT!”
“Uh-uh, son. Dees are all mine.”
“Psshh. Amateurs.”
“Shoot. Still need 2480 for the slinky. SHOOT.”
“Where you at now, Peter?!! Ain’t nobody walkin’ on dat.”
“Ten thousands all day LONG, baby! My callin’ is ski ballin’!”
“Heck NO, I don’t want any your pizza! Giant rodent, hel-LO heebie jeebies!”
“I’d rather have a toga than underwear outside my pants! HA HA HA! … burn.”
“I gots 99 problems but a bench ain’t … sorry. That’s not funny.”
